A Tweet Christmas

With apologies to Gospel writers St. Matthew and St. Luke, here is the Christmas story told, in 2016 Anno Domini style, on Twitter in 140 or fewer characters.
@CaesarAugustus
Whole Roman world go asap to own town to be enrolled. #CensusDecree
@Joseph
Going up from Nazareth to Judea to Bethlehem. House of David. #Census. Couldn’t come at worse time. Mary expecting child any day now. Still pondering how I’m not father but have faith. #Miracle
@Gabriel
#Miracle already explained. Remember dreams? The Lord is with U. #HighlyFavoured!
@HolySpirit
RT@Gabriel
@VirginMary
Hope we make Bethlehem. Unto me according to Thy word really soon! #HandmaidOfTheLord
@Joseph
Anyone know good, inexpensive place 2 stay N Bethlehem? Need room for wife with child and my donkey, too.
@InnkeeperBethlehem
@Joseph, all guest rooms booked. #Census. Have stable cheap.
@Joseph
Copy that. Apple Pay?
@VirginMary
Time came for baby. Wrapped in swaddling clothes. #MangerNativity. A Son, my first.
@God
Mine too! #Savior
@ShepherdsNFields
Wild night tending flocks. Angel appeared. Like oh-so terrifying.
@AngelOfLord
@ShepherdsNFields, B not afraid. Great news. Joy.
#Messiah. A sign. Check it out. #MangerNativity
@HeavenlyHost
Multitude of dittos! Glory to God. On earth peace. #Messiah
@ShepherdsNFields
Visited #MangerNativity. OMG! Spread good word. #PeopleAmazed
@ShepherdsNFields
#Messiah trending!
@MagiEast
Following bright star. King of the Jews?
@Herod
@MagiEast, Report back after finding child. Want 2 C babe 2. #SecretlyPlotting
@MagiEast
Worshiped newborn king F2F. Fab! Gold, frankincense, myrrh. #Jesus
@Herod
@MagiEast, Where R U? FOMO
@MagiEast
Warned in dream; definitely departing home different way. BFN
@Herod
Not helpful!
@God
#Jesus My Son, love him. #WellPleased!