Like all the fish in the sea, my phone went swimming (again!)

While I have the ability to catch fish, I cannot manage to keep an iPhone. 

Unfortunately, my phones tend to go swimming – a lot! Given the amount of time I spend on the water, perhaps it is inevitable. 

I wonder if many years from now one of my swimming phones will be found. What would the pictures on the phone tell them about me? 

Observation #1: This guy must be chronically unemployed. All he does is fish. 

Observation #2: Being chronically unemployed gives you plenty of time to hang around with your friends and family. Of course, hanging around for this guy means fishing and eating at really nice restaurants. 

Observation #3: His dog must be chronically unemployed as well. Clearly, the dog loves to fish and eat at really nice restaurants. Also, it seems the dog had an affinity for investments. Specifically, trading stocks and cryptocurrency.   

Observation #4: If that tall blonde is his wife, he is a very lucky guy. Clearly, that woman is a saint. She let him go fishing all the time! 

Observation #5: This guy seems really happy. He is always smiling and enjoying life. 

Observation #6: There might be something to being chronically unemployed. 

I hope that is what the finder of my lost phone observes! As we enter the holiday season, take a moment to look at your phone pictures. I assure you, all the things that you are thankful for are represented there.